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Italian my ass lol, hello Irish skin. After only 20 minutes sitting outside #nevertan #casperismycousin #frecklesforever

Behold, the whitest legs on the Costa Brava. At 44, I think I have to accept that I’m never, ever getting a tan. Ah well. And aren’t the shoes v stylish?! Essential after I burned the feet off myself on the sand the other day #costabrava #catalunya #paleasaghost #nevertan

My new motto for life.... because well even if I wanted to be tan I can't. So it's cool I'll be looking young later. #thethingsitellmyself #palegirls #nevertan #momlife

catch me matching my bathing suit after today! #sunburnt #nevertan!

An excessive amount of vitamin D ☀️ is always an essential building block in achieving optimal health 😬 . . #vitamind #sunshine #nevertan #manboobs #moobs #longport

Good grief Gypsy... there’s an entire king sized bed to sleep on. As my right leg falls off the side ..

May aswell Top up the tan (I mean the burnt look) while we still have the sunshine ☀️😎 #nevertan

Out of all the places the cat could choose to sit, she picked right here by my legs 😊🐱 #littlefurbaby #mittens #noideaofpersonalspace #lovehertobits #catsarethebest #pleaseexcusethepaleness #palelegs #paleskin #nevertan

I never tan, never. Tan. This is the closest I will ever get, check back in on 23/12 to see if 6 months of summer sun makes any difference to my pale arse 🌞 | #selfie #freckles #pale #nevertan #tanned #tan #summer #summersun #summerskin #sunkissed #eveningvibes #shamelessselfie #sorrynotsorry #stealingclothes #nofilter #cornwall #minibreak #weekendaway

I need to get sunscreen, this is what happens when the sun touches my skin. :-( #nevertan #sundamage #nosunscreen #foreverpail #summertime #summer

Just A little RED 🤦‍♀️🙈and yes I used sunblock but No I didn’t reapply! What’s do everyone use for sunburn I think I just killed my poor aloe plant 😳 #whitegirlproblems #burnedskin #ilooklikealobster #whenyourtowhitetotan #nevertan #whiteorred #killedmyplant #nomakeupselfie

Bonjour Soleil ☀️ #nevertan #sunburn

Today’s office. . . . . I’m able to sit by the pool and work my side business. It’s amazing to me that I can do my side hustle anywhere at any hours that work for me. Do you want to work poolside with me? . . . . #sidehustle #poolside #makemyownhours #workhardplayhard #summertime #sunshine #soakuptherays #palegirl #irishskin #nevertan #targetstyle #ronkonkomany #condolife #apartmentlife #burntin20min

Διαφήμιση αποσμητικού😋😂 . . . #paros #summer #summer2018 #2018 #happyvibes #summervibes #sea #🌞 #notan #nevertan #beerbelly